| If I write about what's really on my mind it will be something like: hate, scared, hate, hate, fear.  So, I stole a meme from Robyn 
 
 
 Accent: I have a mixed up accent.  I still have some New Yorker (western NY that is, thank you very much) but, it's mixed in with a Northern Neck, Virginia mush mouth and y'all.  And, I call people, hon, a lot.  I am a little old southern woman in a 31 year old, yankee body.
 Booze: Vodka! Wine! Crown Royal!  My favorite is good vodka, then cheap wine, then Crown Royal.  Or mix it up.  Birthday weekend (which I need to write about, still) I drank massive quantities of Crown Royal and Jaegermeister.  Speaking of which, I am a sorority girl at heart, I adore Jaeger.  I would kill for a bottle of it, right now.
 Chore I hate: Vaccum.  I hate it and I can never spell it right.  I'd rather wash 1000 sinks of dishes then vaccum.
 Dog or cat: Dog but, not right now.
 Essential electronics: My computer.  I have no other gadgets, although I would kill for a laptop.
 Favourite cologne(s): L'air du Temps and (my trashy redneck favorite) Lady Stetson.  I adore more expensive ones but, I paying hundreds of dollars for a smell?  Not happening.
 Gold or silver: I like silver more but, have more gold.
 Hometown: I was born in Niagara Falls, NY, raised in Colonial Beach, VA.  Colonial Beach is home, even though I don't live there anymore.
 Insomnia: Always.  Which is why I sleep odd hours.
 Job title: Pain in the ass
 Kids: None. Living arrangements: Little flowerpot.
 Most admirable trait: Loyalty.  I'm the most loyal friend you could ever ask for.
 Number of sexual partners: Right, only if I'm sleeping with you do you need to know that number. 
 Overnight hospital stays: 5 or 6.  Let's count:Meningitis as an infant
 Throat/virus thing at 6 or so.Virus at 12.
 
 Tonsilectomy at 20 (yes, I was old)
 
 Spinal headache, allergic reaction to injected iodine at 23
 
 Cellulitis at 28 or so?  Can't remember.
 
 So, 6, that I remember.
 
 Phobias: Heights.  Bridges.  Being alone.
 Quote: "Reality has a well-known liberal bias". - Stephen Colbert  for now, it changes, often
 Religion: Confused?  Believer but, still confused.
 Siblings: Two younger sisters, one younger brother
 Time I wake up: It changes daily.
 Unusual talent or skill: I can tie knots in a cherry stem with my tongue.  I can crack the knuckles on my right hand, by just closing my fist, over and over again.
 Vegetable I refuse to eat: Cooked spinach.
 Worst habit: Smoking X-rays: I glow in the dark.
 Yummy foods I make: Everything I make.  Kidding.  I am a pretty good cook though.
 Zodiac sign: Taurus.
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Hey Ho!